Fics like Idiot

You see sometimes, humans will say one thing, but actually mean another. They call these unusual little turns-of-phrase 'idiots' - probably, Muriel thinks, because of how very stupid they are. OR: Muriel dusts, discourages the sale of books, and collects their favourite idioms in a little leather notebook. Crowley drinks, makes snide comments, and gets dusted from time to time. A mysterious door is miracled into existence. (An S2 fix-it and Getting Together oneshot, from the POV of my favourite funky little baby, Muriel. Because my heart needed it to exist).

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