Fics like 30 ways to feel more human

The thought is an offhanded one, with little meaning deliberately thrown behind it: “I think I’m bad at being a human.” She doesn’t learn until the next day that words spiral into bigger things, that snowballs gain mass as they tumble down hills. When she enters the kitchen, she finds Gloria at the counter, poring over a sheet of notebook paper with Sasha at her side. “Great timing,” announces Gloria. “We’ve compiled a list,” Sasha chimes in. “Thirty different activities that’ll help you feel more human. And counting.” -- or: gloria teaches barbie how to feel alive.

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