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It starts with his cheekbones. ... Cartman is steering Kyle by the shoulders to his car- “I can walk myself to the fucking car, fatass.” “Sh, sh, sh, horsey, need to assure you’re all mine- some untapped commodity right here,” he opens the door for him, “get in.” Kyle grunts, “are you going to tell me what this is all about?” Cartman swings into the driver's seat and switches on the car, his bluetooth connecting immediately to blare Spears’ Womanizer from halfway through. He takes a deep breath, “have you ever heard of Depop?” ... Cartman, the grand master of schemes, runs his biggest one yet.

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