Fics like Joke's on me

Wei Wuxian, recently disowned by the Jiang, takes a new job in a new town to try to get a fresh start. On the employment form, it asks for an "emergency contact". It's a required field to submit the form, which totally sucks because Wei Wuxian doesn't really have anyone to put. He's frustrated, and trying not to be depressed about it as he's filling the forms out at night in his small, one-bedroom apartment. And yeah, maybe he's had a few drinks when he thinks: wouldn't it be funny if he put Lan Wangji as his emergency contact?

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