Fics like fresh as a lettuce

Always carry an umbrella or you will end up in the same situation as Bruce Wayne. For his own luck he has someone great always waiting for him at home. “Okay Mr. Lettuce stay right here” Clark stood up and adjusted his glasses. “Where are you going?” Bruce asked. “I'm gonna go get the thermometer” Bruce grunted. “BUT- I´m not -CHOO- There goes another sneeze to the score board. “Shhh, stay there-” Bruce had no choice but to resign himself.

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