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“Listen carefully, Felix,” he whispers, panic causing his voice to waver. “There is a man in your house. He has big muscles and big tattoos and I think he probably has a gun. He looks like he’d have a gun, Lix. You're being burglarized!” “Wha— Jisung, first of all, why would you call me and not the police if you thought there was a break in?” Felix asks, completely undisturbed by Jisung’s impending death. “And second, is one of the tattoos a stork? On his neck?” “I- yes. How did you know that?” “Jisung. That’s my brother.” (OR: Felix asks Jisung to babysit his brother for the summer. Jisung agrees, painfully unaware that the brother in question is a full-grown criminal straight out of his dirtiest wet-dreams.)

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