Fics like A Fake Handshake Don't Make No Man

Spaghetti's straight until you heat it up. Or, how Arthur learned not to use pasta as a pickup line and Eames learned to enjoy long walks on the Kinsey scale. Written for i-reversebang as a companion piece to this lovely artwork by heavenly_rain.

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