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Inspired by the infamous line from the French revival where Mercutio asks Tybalt whether he's ever slept with an older man, aka "Mercutio's words come back to bite him." "Anyway, speaking of that, did you see Tybalt's face when I asked him about whether he'd ever fucked an older man, though? Could you believe it? For such a self-proclaimed ladies' man, he sure does have a prudish streak, doesn't he?" "Not everyone sleeps with older men, Mercutio." Romeo rolled his eyes, not without a trace of affection. "Don't knock it until you've tried it, that's what I say. You and Benvolio could take a couple of lessons from me." Benvolio froze, eyes going wide like a deer caught in the headlights. And Mercutio, unfortunately, caught it instantly. "You and Benvolio...could take a couple of lessons from me, right?"

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