Fics like the way to a man's heart (is an inkigayo sandwich)

Hanbin wasn’t the type of person you’d expect to be on bad terms with anyone. He was quite the opposite, in fact. Words like ‘social butterfly’, or ‘easy going’ would be a criminal understatement of his super-human social competencies. Not getting into conflicts is something he kind of prides himself on. So picture the situation now: The Sung Hanbin has found himself caught in a feud. One he himself started, no less. The subject of his ire, however, is not a person. And perhaps therein lies the cracks in his social prowess. While he may be an expert with matters of the human mind and heart, knows how and when to deploy flowery language and disarming smiles as easily as a flick of the wrist, he is stumped when the opponent before him does not possess the ability to perceive. Said soulless object of Hanbin’s troubles comes in the shape of a tightly cling-wrapped triangular block, golden and red fillings of jam-like consistency squished between thick, fluffy layers of white. In other words: Yes, Sung Hanbin was beefing with a sandwich.

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