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Zachary and Dorian are coming home from one of the Harbour's famous annual parties after quite a bit of alcohol, and Zachary is quite a flirt when he's drunk. Many pickup lines ensue. Dorian is very much in love with his very affectionate, very intoxicated husband. It's lovely fluff and it's also gifted to Kristin who provided many of these pickup lines and headcanons about the whole affair love ya Kristin <3!!!!

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