Fics like Normal Frenemy Shit

“Pass me the wontons,” Peter says before taking a long slurping drink through the straw in his soda. “Nice manners, spider boy.” “Pass me the wontons… dipshit.” “Do I get to eat any of this food?” Peter swivels his torso toward Wade and narrows his eyes again, a look that makes it feel like an elevator is free-falling in Wade’s chest. People are screaming, and lights are flickering, and everyone inside is going to die. “Pass. Me. The. Wontons. Fucker.” Wade rolls his eyes in response but hands the grease-spotted bag of wontons over. It’s not like he didn’t buy them with Peter in mind anyway. Wade has been doing shit like that a lot recently. He’s even considering, right now, at this very moment, letting Peter have the last word. OR Peter and Wade eat together (strange). Peter and Wade snipe at each other (normal). Deadpool gets hurt (of course). Spider-man offers an unusual method of pain management (it mostly works).

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