Fics like Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words)

Clint Barton's To Do list 1. Buy more undies. 2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil. 3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega. 4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil. 5. Feed dog. 6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet. 7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit. 8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first. Phil Coulson's To Do list: 1. Request new psych eval for Barton. 2. Buy butter.

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