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Bristling, the kid’s scowl deepened. “Well how old do you think I am, then? And what’s my age got to do with anything, anyway? You said you didn’t have time to waste.” Stakar’s patience snapped. “I think you’re barely a day over twelve, that it’s important ‘cause I warned Yondu not to deal in kids anymore, and you’re right, I am in a hurry, so where is that blue piece a’scum hiding while a boy fights his battles for him?” Instantly, the kid’s right arm swung up, his little blaster aimed straight for Stakar. --- Taserface's mutiny happens a couple of decades ahead of schedule. Fortunately (or not), Stakar Ogord's around to help deal with the aftermath.

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