Fics like The Many Uses of the Schlond Poofa

Ryan cheats on Ken and Ken turns to the Schlond Poofa for help (the help is sex. yes he fucks the schlond poofa and no I can’t imagine it’s comfortable but that’s what suspension of disbelief is for)

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