Fics like I wish all Bad Dad c!Phil Allegations a very GET FUCKED <3

Pap! “Mmh.” Pap, pap! “Mmng. F’ck ‘ff.” Pap! Pap, pap, pap, pap, papapapapapap—! Phil flops a hand about until his fingers finally close around a scaly wrist, halting the palm’s assault on his cheek. “Chayanne. For god’s sake, gimme a minute.” The dragon hatchling makes a small croaking sound. He scampers off his perch on Phil’s chest, one of his feet landing square in the center of Phil’s stomach and punching a grunt from him— “Ough, Christ.” Phil throws an arm to his side to try to rouse Missa and see if he would be willing to take this one. His arm lands on empty mattress. Missa’s out again, it seems. Looks like this one’s on Phil. ~*~ Or, a retelling of Philza's 3AM qsmp stream. Yeah that's basically it that's the plot what more do you want from me.

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