Fics like Falling (Off Buildings) Is Not Romantic

Qin Jiu isn’t someone who likes to play by the rules. It just so happens that rules matter a lot more when it comes to cooking, so it’s no surprise when Qin Jiu’s first batch of roughly measured, overheated chocolates do not look like the ones in the preppy video guide. Qin Jiu stares down at the tray covered in brown paper, filled with his tiny monstrosities, “...Why do they look like that?” “Like what?” Chu Yue asks, before looking down and losing five years of her life. “Like fetus covered in shit.” Who will win? Two troubled, pining teens or the god of misfortune?

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