Fics like a pit of serpents; lustrous and filled with venom deathly cold

He claps. “Hello everyone, bet y’all are confused right now. Well, I’m subbing in as headmaster for the year because Albus is busy with some politics. Don’t envy the guy. Name’s Edward Elric, those two brats here are my kids Asher and Eden. Don’t mind if they run amok a bit, they only listen to my wife and she’s back home. “So, I’m supposed to tell you not to go into the Forbidden Forest, for obvious reasons. But I’m also not really fond of rules, so if you go in be aware that you might die. If you don’t, well, that’s what detention is for I’ve been told. Wouldn’t know. “Next, staff changes. Since last year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher died under… mysterious circumstances, was it?” He turns to a very exasperated-looking McGonagall, who nods. “We’ve got a new one. Please be nice to Mr Gilderoy Lockhart, keep the fangirling to after class. "Alright then, fellas," snake eyes glint in the candlelight of the Great Hall, smile filled with sharp predator teeth. "Since old Albus gave me free reign for the entire year, let's see if the school is still standing at the end."

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