Fics like a cruel and unusual punishment

There was no way to prove it, no way at all that Harry could approach anyone and say— “Hey, I have this super strong suspicion that Lord Voldemort just really doesn’t fucking want me to get laid.” —without sounding utterly insane, and somehow that made the entire ordeal just completely unendurable.

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