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“I’m afraid that one of the expeditions I embarked upon last year exposed me to a particularly devious poison,” he says, “the effects of which, while not deadly, caused...certain functions to cease.” And then, because, hell, he’s already in this deep, he may as well keep going, “In addition to that, an examination by a doctor after the fact revealed that I now suffer from irreversible impotency. So, while I am sure that each of the young women you have found would be perfectly capable of completing her portion of the work, I...would be both disappointing and the cause for a loss of face for all parties involved.” To be honest, he doesn’t think he really has much face left to lose at this point, but if this works—if this works, he’ll be able to get more done without his Ershu’s meddling in this regard. There’s a beat of silence. The tea sits between them like a silent judge. - Or: the time Wu Xie took a page from the book of stupid plans; four times he lied about not being able to get it up, and one time he didn't.

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