Fics like Facts don't care about your feelings (of unbearable horniness)

You hate Ben Shapiro more than anything in the world, capped off neatly by him embarrassing you in public at the press release of his awful new book, and it would be soooo much easier to have hate sex with him if he wasn't becoming kind of really really good at meeting your needs. Fuck that guy.

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