Fics like A Wolf and a Bard Walk into a Bar... (I Forget the Rest)

The bard’s first drink was nearly gone when the door to the tavern was thrown open. All conversations stopped as every patron turned to look at the newcomer. The air tensed around him, and Jaskier sighed. Witcher. Mutant, the people around him whispered. Hatred and fear colored their voices as they cursed the man walking inside with uneven steps. Jaskier sniffed the air tentatively and sighed in relief when the scent didn’t match the one he’d spent the past months avoiding. Instead of horse and onion, this witcher smelled of sulfur and blood. Well. That wasn’t good. Based on the Tumblr prompt that Jaskier and Lambert team up after the Mountain and wreak all sorts of havoc!

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