Fics like the escalated butt dial

He thinks it must be an accident. Because all he hears is shuffling and soft… clapping? He's about to hang up and laugh because House butt-dialed him while drunk when he hears it. A very, very obviously sexual grunt. A moan, if more specific. Whatever. Not whatever. He can't really breathe right now, or think; call back later. He wants to hang up. This is an invasion of privacy. This isn't okay. House butt-dialed him while masturbating, for fuck’s sake. And it's not like he wants to listen. Right? So. Just hang up.

You may also like

1. He Won't Tell You That He Loves You by hellshandbasket (House M.D.)
2. the more it took away by scribespirare (House M.D.)
3. everything changes by ORiley42 (House M.D.)
4. Intensive Care by LadyEliza (House M.D.)
5. at the rind by ShanaStoryteller (House M.D.)
6. The Marrying Kind by ORiley42 (House M.D.)
7. criteria by PaintedVanilla (House M.D.)
8. what's important by lohoron (House M.D.)
9. any way that you want me by lohoron (House M.D.)
10. The Line of Thought by tevinterimperium (House M.D.)
11. Love Is The Drug by Justkeeptrekkin (House M.D.)
12. keep me where the light is by RMarie124 (House M.D.)
13. An Extra Layer by sassyjumper (House M.D.)
14. buy some time, it's on my dime by ORiley42 (House M.D.)
15. Ill by BaronLemonland (House M.D.)
16. Getting to Yes by alternatealto (House M.D.)
17. selfish by ORiley42 (House M.D.)
18. Experimental Procedures by ORiley42 (House M.D.)
19. Bait and Switch by ORiley42 (House M.D.)
20. An Anniversary to Remember by VictoriaAGrey (House M.D.)