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"So I have until 6 o'clock to lose my virginity, or I'm dead?" Harrie said. "Four minutes before that, more precisely," Snape said. "Great. I'll just go wake up a bloke and ask them if they want to fuck me. The fate of the wizarding world depends on it. Great pick up line."
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