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So, here’s what you should do while in the presence of two Alphas aggressively measuring whose dick is bigger with huffy grunts and mean constipated stares: 1. Do not engage. Alphas are stupid pricks. (Especially your ex!) 2. Do NOT concentrate on the more alluring Alpha scent wafting from the taller bouldering one with dark, shiny hair and an oddly attractive crooked jaw. 3. Don’t even think about glancing at Alpha’s profile, or down to his strained muscular neck, or his shoulders that are as wide as doorways, a chest that you could bounce ping pong balls off of, and— 4. Don’t look any further, god FUCKING dammit. 5. Do not start imagining different future scenarios with said attractive Alpha that involve sex, scenting, mating, knotting, sex, talking about sex, more sex, so much sex it’s like you’re in heat all year round sex— 6. Do not keep looking at this Alpha. Danger. DANGER. 7. Do not even think about sleeping with this Alpha. 8. And definitely do not do anything so, so stupid like let that ADonis of an Alpha rail you so good he gets you pregnant. 9. Definitely DO NOT do that!!! EPILOGUE added!

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