Fics like stupid fucking star stuff

“Munson, stop tongue-fucking my merch displays,” Guy scolds him, shoving Eddie away from the glass he’s been drooling over. His beloved is laid out inside the case, lit up from behind like some fair maiden sleeping in a mystical wood, just waiting for her one true love to come and plant some sick riffs on her gleaming body. “I’d be so good to you, baby,” Eddie whispers to the guitar, fingertips trailing over the glass lid. A hand towel whips out and thwacks Eddie in the face. “Munson!” “Come on, Guy! Let me have this!” Eddie pleads, unleashing his best, imploring puppy eyes on the disgruntled shopkeeper. "I could trade you for it?" “Yeah, for what? You got a load of blood diamonds or magic space rocks or some shit under your bed?” Guy laughs in his face. “Cash. Only.” The bell above the door rings, and Guy shoos Eddie away. “Tell ya what, lover boy,” he calls playfully over his shoulder, “Come back with three hundo or a handful of those space rocks, and she’s all yours."

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