Fics like Mastermind

The war ends without any major input from Optimus, which he is certain does not affect him at all. He’s stuck in a perpetual dinner debate camp with Megatron over the planet’s future leadership, and he might actually be able to retire. A few decades of stability brings with it the promise of sparklings, and Optimus finds his interest piqued. He’s ruled out 309 of the 310 remaining Cybertronians as prospective sires. It’s going to be the best one-night stand of Megatron’s life, and perhaps Optimus can pick up some clues about his latest nefarious scheme, Megop gift exchange present for @final-milf-ratchet. Their prompt: “G1, Optimus wants a sparkling, but clearly asking any autobots to sire it would be a misuse of his position, so obviously the only option is to have a thrilling one night stand with Megatron.” I took this prompt and proceeded to run 6,000+ words in a sideways direction before looping back to the promised porno. Big thanks to ConCentric for being an awesome beta

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