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Human interactions were not Orochimaru’s strength. Fortunately, Tsunade was always willing to answer questions. The jōnin standby station probably wasn’t the best place to ask, but options were limited. He’d just have to deal with the lack of privacy, and Jiraiya being a nuisance, and Tsunade mooning over Katō, and… And the very distracting presence of the subject of his question – and object of his affections – Sakumo Hatake, just across the room.

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