Fics like How to Win Friends and Influence People

Tim really thought Mr. Wayne’s party was going to be more exciting. His parents always make such a big deal about going to galas. They take time off work to get ready, dress up all nice in their fancy clothes, and quiz each other on the names and personal details of all the other guests who are coming so that they can do their networking. (Tim has learned that ‘networking’ means drinking champagne with important people and laughing at all of their jokes, even when they’re not funny.) — Or, in which six-year-old Timothy Drake attends his first gala, tries stuffed mushrooms, gets some first-hand experience with the Heimlich maneuver, and expands his social network, not necessarily in that order.

You may also like

  1. inconvenience by FruitPastilles (Batman - All Media Types)
  2. Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (filling up my coffee cup) by LilaVaporizer9000 (Batman - All Media Types)
  3. Timbo in Bludhaven by Crowlows19 (Batman - All Media Types)
  4. Now That I've Found You by cookieTHEdragon (Batman - All Media Types)
  5. Meant to be by iselsis (Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics))
  6. Family You Made (Go Back, Do it Again) by JUBE514 (Batman - All Media Types, DCU, more)
  7. To Eat Well by SilverSkiesAtMidnight (DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types)
  8. Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514 (Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, more)
  9. Buried Things by SalParadiseLost (Batman - All Media Types)
  10. The French Mistake by Vamillepudding (Batman - All Media Types)
  11. Hot chocolate mishaps by Fae_Winter (Batman - All Media Types)
  12. Beat Him to It by iselsis (Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), more)
  13. A Second Chance is Like Punching a Gotham Villain.... Don't Miss by Writer_loves_tropes (Batman - All Media Types)
  14. Only One Thing by Lulu_Rhythm (Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics))
  15. To Buy A New Dad by StandingBi (Batman - All Media Types)
  16. Cold Toes by iselsis (Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics))
  17. when doves cry by Scarlet_Ribbons (Batman - All Media Types)
  18. spoiled by limeskittlesaredecent (Batman - All Media Types)
  19. The Right Substitution is Key by AddictedApple (Batman - All Media Types)
  20. I Don't Need A Soul by probablyanxious (Batman - All Media Types)