Fics like We've been trying to reach you about your soul's extended waranty

"John Constantine… We've been trying to reach you about your soul's extended warranty." "…'cuse me?" "Well, since you've been treating your soul like a second-hand car and like you were working at a scrap shop, I figured I'd just do that too."

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