Fics like Inheritance Money

Bret puts the phone on speaker for both of them to hear. A woman’s voice on the line says, “Yes, your great-great-great grandmother, three times removed, has left specifically you, Bret McKinley, $25,000. The only catch is that in order to receive this money, you will have to get married within five days of this phone call. If you don’t, you receive none of it. What do you say, do you accept?” Bret looks at Jemaine, uncertain. Jemaine was already sold by ‘$25,000’ and is frantically whispering “Yes! Say yes!” When Bret remains silent, Jemaine brings the phone closer to his mouth and confirms himself with his Bret impression, which coincidentally sounds no different that his usual voice. “Yes, we- I accept.” “Jemaine!” Bret whisper shouts. “Great! I’m looking forwards to your wedding. Have a good evening, Bret.” The phone clicks. Jemaine grabs Bret’s shoulders in excitement, “We’re going to be millionaires, Bret!” OR Jemaine helps Bret find someone to marry for that sweet sweet inheritance money.

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