Fics like A Cup Of Chaos With A Shot Of Disaster

The man grinned a crocodile's grin. His teeth were sharp like one too and incredibly realistic. He must have gotten them from somewhere expensive. Melanie cleared her throat. "Um, can I help you?" "Why, yes! I am parched, darling, simply parched." His voice dripped with old fashioned charm, like Cary Grant or Orson Welles, but there seemed to be a filter playing over it, as if he were broadcasting through a radio. He grinned his crazy grin and leaned against the counter. "What is this fine establishment you have here? Got any whiskey? Giggle juice?" "Sir, this is a Starbucks." (Or: Alastor walks into a Starbucks and discovers something new about himself. The denizens of hell soon join him. Chaos ensues.)

You may also like

  1. To the Pitter Patter of Rain by X_Gon_Give_It (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))
  2. More Than Courtesy by orphan_account (Helluva Boss (Web Series))
  3. Demon Summoning & Other Neat Party Tricks by whimsy__willow (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))
  4. The Sugar On The Cream by Creeptozoologist (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))
  5. Beneath the Mask by BathsaltsMcGee (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))
  6. Who Am I? by Charlie_W_Hawthorn (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))
  7. something so magic about you by fizziefrogs, implydone (Helluva Boss (Web Series))
  8. And I Don't Mean to Sound Hostile But The DEMON IS A COWARD by bread_lord, chocolategoblin (Good Omens (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))
  9. Ghost Rule by 1littlerabbit1 (Helluva Boss (Web Series))
  10. In Time You'll Find I've Got My Baggage Too by kh0sh3kh (Helluva Boss (Web Series))
  11. I'll bring the courage if you bring me the heart by 1littlerabbit1 (Helluva Boss (Web Series))
  12. Every Thorn Has Its Rose by xPinkSprinkledDonutx (Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series))
  13. never bargain anything whose loss you don't dare handle by grayintogreen (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))
  14. Accidental Bodyguard for Hire by mangotangerine (Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series))
  15. The Answer Is Yes by generalzero (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))
  16. Radio Demon Duo by avocavocado (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series))
  17. Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps by satanic_bipanic (Helluva Boss (Web Series))
  18. resist much, obey little by redyarns (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series), more)
  19. Yours Truly by AmusingMuse (Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))
  20. Cross my Hart, Hope to Die by Hawkeye221b, ravenclawoutcast13 (僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series))