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“You were the first contact listed on his file,” the lady on the other end says with dwindling conviction, “If you are unable to come get him, we can--” Rick makes a loud, exaggerated groan, cutting her off, “No, I-I’m on my way now. G-give me five.” He hangs up before she can respond, kicking himself out of his chair and up to his room to put on some pants. God damn it. == or : morty has a meltdown at school, and of course rick has to pick him up, because why wouldn't he?

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