Fics like Much Ado about Kitties

“Look the way I see it, she thinks you’re adorable. And you like it.” James opened his mouth on a flimsy protest, which was quickly met with a harsh shush. “C’mon, don’t pretend.” “Yeah, I do, but what if it messes up her grades? What if her parents send her to extra classes for it? Oh god Mike—” Mike stopped in his tracks, squinting forward. “What? What? There something in front of us? The paparazzi again? Didn’t we pay them off last month. Didn’t Roz? I swear to—“ “What if they scold her?” “Are you—you’re serious right now. Sulley, for the last time, she’s a four year old, they tend to get scolded. We’ve almost been caught four times in the last six weeks because the kids were being scolded.” Mike crossed his arms. “You’re the CEO for crying out loud!” Sulley fixed him with the meanest look he could gather. It wasn’t very good, he was years out of practice. “That’s the point, Mike. If she isn’t happy, how will she laugh?” “Breaking news,” Mike deadpanned, “that happens to be your job. And mine too, but mostly yours.” or; James P. Sullivan, professional closet monster, spends a lot of time being unprofessional.

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