Fics like Homoerotic Homophones (Or The Day Jim Kirk Let it All Hang Out)

A little linguistic confusion goes a long way when the Enterprise runs into a ‘penal colony.’ Warnings: Oodles of (non-explicit) penises. Enough crack to kill a hippo. A/N: Dedicated to the lovely folks who occupy T’Lara’s Cinema of Squee every weekend and spawn plot bunnies from the depths of hell. And eimeo, because I can’t resist her puppy dog eyes and she knows it. And micathemineral, who was kind enough to beta on short notice!

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