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“Jiminie,” Taehyung says with a somber shake of his head. “My job isn’t to keep you alive. That’s literally your only job as a sentient creature. Mine is to make sure the only nuts going in your mouth are ones that won’t send you to the hospital.” “Oh my god.” “Anyway,” Taehyung continues as he trails after Jimin towards his desk, ignoring his groan of distress, “like a moron, you gave yourself an allergy attack, and of all people in this fucking office, the hot guy who looks like his little rabbit heart’s gonna explode every time he breathes the same air as you—” “That’s not a thing—” “—is the one who had to help your stupid ass administer the thing that keeps the nuts from killing you.” or: Jungkook is in the right place at the right time, Jimin has a secret admirer, and Christmas has them both wrapped up in a game that nobody seems to be winning.

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