Fics like another try not to cry christmas

A voice on the other side said, “Arsenal.” “Hey, Roy, I need a favor.” Jason opened his closet to look through his possessions for something ‘mildly presentable’. Roy sighed. “Did you get arrested again? I’ve told you not to call me as your one phone call, Jay, I know your family’s rich enough to get you a lawyer–” “No, no, I didn’t get arrested.” Maybe his suit from four years ago would still fit. He doubted it. He’d have to spend money for this bullshit. “Bruce is having a Christmas party, I need you to come with me.” In which Bruce Wayne throws Christmas parties for PR despite being Jewish and Jason decides to bring the worst person possible. It goes about as well as you'd expect. (title is from "Cry Christmas" by Mother Mother)

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