Fics like Batman? More like Babyman

Bruce is sick and miserable with the flu and making it everyone else’s problem. Bruce is a man who walks off stab wounds without even a wince, runs headfirst into fights sporting a concussion, flips you off with his broken arm just to spite you. You would think the struggle is to keep him in bed. Bruce: *sniffles once* I am withering away as I lie here on my deathbed. Send my condolences to my loved ones for I am not long for this world. Death would be preferable to the infernal flame roasting my throat as I take in poisonous breath after poisonous breath. In other words, Bruce is the biggest baby to ever baby.

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