Fics like I am getting older but I am not growing up

“Do I have a birthday?” Yellow suddenly asks the room at large, focus laser-locked on his last fish finger, carefully separating the white flakes of flesh to tease out flimsy bones, crunching happily on the osseous bits of spine he could find. “What?” “Eeh? Speak up! I can’t hear when you mumble into your lap!” “Do. I. Have. A. Birthday?” He repeats, slowly, like he was speaking to a person he considered to be very simple. “I, uh, I guess?” the red one replies, glancing at the shortest for help. Met only with shrug he continues on, face puckered in confusion. “I mean you kind of…have to have one. If you’re alive. So, yeah, I think you must have a birthday.”

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