Fics like you've got to be kidding

Severus Snape was resting his cheek on the table at the faculty meeting. The hateful glare he sent the headmaster's way was only emphasized by the dark shadows under his eyes. "Albus," he said. "I don't care what the board is blackmailing you with. This is hell." Dumbledore surveyed the roomful of teachers and found not a single person who disagreed. "I'm sorry, everyone," was his solemn reply, "but the babies are a mandatory project." (You know that old trope in American teen dramas where they give them the fake baby to raise for home-ec? Yeah.)

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