Fics like double entendre

Inspired by this OTP Prompt on Tumblr: Imagine one day Person A is making dinner and B comes up to them, notices the food, and joking says in their most seductive voice “Oh yeah, that such a nice, huge sausage you’re cooking up.” Cue A slapping B away for their inappropriate comment while B walks away, throwing in “You sure you don’t want some fruit or veggies with that? Like some nice round, juicy peaches or a few cucumbers?”

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