Fics like Who died and made you king? (and other timely jokes presented by Gideon Nav)

"It'll be fine," Gideon assured her. "You’ve gotten yourself out of worse, with less. At this point I’m pretty sure you’ll live through anything just out of spite." Harrow scoffed. "I’m hardly worried about that, Nav." And then, in true Harrowhark Nonagesimus fashion, she said something terrible. "If anything should happen to me, and you’re still able to—" "Eat it," Gideon interrupted. "And stop making plans about what I’ll do if you die. I’m not going anywhere without you." "But you—" "Like hell." Gideon had gotten so, so fucking tired of these infinite, deadly hypotheticals. "If you go, I will face God and backwards swan dive into the River. I will drag you out kicking and screaming. You’re stuck with me now, bitch."

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