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"Okay…let me get this straight. You were cleaning the shower… And you slipped… And you landed…ass-first…and the bottle just happened to slide all the way–" "I know it sounds like bullshit, but I wouldn't make this up!" (alternatively: y'know that thing where people end up in the hospital cause they used a household object without a flared base as a dildo, but instead of just admitting that they make up some obvious bullshit about how they just slipped and fell on a soap bottle or whatever? well. this is that, except it happens to engie and he's actually not bullshitting. this is the best-worst thing i have ever written, somehow)

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