Fics like The New Gravity of Words

Zhongli tapped his pen against the pitiful attempt of a letter. Of all his talents, prostrating himself was not one. ‘Excuse me, Lady of Cryo, I temporarily lost my mind to erosion and utterly wrecked your harbinger’s sphincter’ came and went through his mind in Childe’s voice. Amusing as it was, the statement was far too vulnerable to his state and vulgarly casual in tone to ever reach the page. A bit in poor taste, no matter how true. ----⤞❖⤝---- The entire story of getting together- reconciliation, healing, pining from a ancient deity, the same deity going insane for a hot minute, misunderstandings, conclusions, Childe has a slut era (not a playboy tho), Zhongli does not get jealous because his dick is the best in Teyvat, Childe has a crisis because of this, everyone is confused, the romcom How to Date Your Dragon begins, feelings are had, and it all starts when a silly redhead unknowingly propositions the god of contracts for sex. ----⤞❖⤝---- This fic does not and will not contain: MCD, Cheating, NTR, Unhappy endings The tags are weird on purpose, but everything listed happens. Ends approximately at the 3.2 Update

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