Fics like raven in a field of rye

If she was trying to kill him, why the fuck were Ivy’s thorns coated in cuddle pollen? Whatever. At least it’s not poison in the traditional sense. It’ll burn through his system quickly enough. He faintly imagines he can already feel the Pit perking up at something to chomp down on. It’s an amusing mental image. Jason jumps the gap between buildings and heads toward safety. He blinks, and he’s three streets over, in the opposite direction of where he’d meant to be heading. [or: Ivy's cuddle pollen and the Lazarus Pit give each other indigestion.]

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