Fics like Enemies to Lovers: JonMartin Speedrun Edition

“This isn’t a fucking dream, Tim!” Her friend only laughs. “Of course it is, Sasha. Because if this isn’t a dream, then Jon and Martin really stopped mid argument to make out with each other and hug like reunited lovers, and now our boss really is holding our other boss in place with magic word powers while sweet, loveable, clumsy, tea-making Martin brutally tears out his eyes with a fucking corkscrew.” He pauses. “Oh, and then began repeatedly stabbing him in the heart with a pocket knife.” Sasha looks back over, and sure enough, Martin has discarded the gory corkscrew and tackled Elias to the ground, now plunging the knife into Elias’s chest. “Oh, my god,” she breathes, and maybe Tim is right, because this really can’t be happening right now.

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