Fics like Drop Dead Gorgeous

„You’re hopeless,“ Scrapper said with some conviction. Breakdown, who had his head buried in his hands already, nodded. “I know,” he said ruefully. “You can’t just keep dropping things whenever this mech walks by. We talked about this.” “Yeah, this is like. A serious problem,” Bonecrusher added. “Because the things you drop,” and here he gestured with his half-full cube of engex and nodded sagely, “cost money.” ------------- Breakdown is a construction worker next to a hospital for cosmetic surgery. Knock Out is the name of the good-looking doctor who walks by every morning. Property damage ensues, and Breakdown is quite happy that his next job just involves more tent-building for a society conjunxing and less handsome doctors. Or not. Because apparently, Knock Out is one of the happy conjunxes – isn’t he? ---------- Featuring: KOBD being morons, unabashed fluff, misunderstandings. And minor property damage.

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