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“Hello,” slurs Scar, “you wouldn’t happen to know where a man such as myself… would find… an eligible bachelor to spend a little bit of time with?” Grian blinks. “Oh, you are plastered.” or, the "you got so drunk you asked your husband if he was single" trope, but with added mumbo being 100% done with this nonsense.

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