Fics like don't burn the milk

For all his mutters to the contrary, Fushiguro Megumi rarely followed through on punching Gojou Satoru. He’d smacked Gojou’s hand away from his popcorn, sure. He’d tripped him, a time or two, when he was teasing him about something or other, darting around like a persistent, smiling horsefly. Gojou Satoru was the most irritating man alive. His smile set Megumi’s teeth on edge. He was flighty, incorrigible, and rude. He was late when you wanted him and constantly in your face when you didn’t. Megumi rarely followed through on punching Gojou in his smug, useless face, even when he stranded him at a school with a missing cursed object and told him to come home when he’d found it and not before; even when he ate the last of the good protein bars and then left the empty box in the cabinet instead of replacing it. Megumi rarely followed through on punching Gojou Satoru because he knew, if he did, Gojou would probably let him.

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