Fics like Nocturnal Animals

AKA Viago and Anton's impossible quest to have a single uninterrupted date! "So…do you guys…remember that joke I made the other day?" Vladislav asks. "About Viago, um…" He drops to a whisper again. "Having interspecies sexual intercourse vith Anton?" He pauses to stroke his goatee some more. "Vell…ve are afraid that it is all very real, very true." "He's always with him." Deacon says. "Which, yeah, we thought was weird, but we didn't think that Anton was the reason he's acting like he's been brain-scramblied. We thought that maybe Anton was just doing that annoying werewolf thing of sticking his nose in other people's business." "Now, though, ve understand." Vladislav looks like he's in mourning. "The picnic, the freshly mutilated bodies…there is nothing more romantic than that. That vas the kind of place vhere I might take The Beast if I thought she deserved that kind of special treatment."

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