Fics like Apawcalypse

Well, yeah, Klaus probably would have said, if he was in possession of a human mouth. Five would never let me cuddle if he knew I was fully capable of processing that fact. “You’re doing this because you want cuddles from Five?” Ben echoes incredulously, once again displaying his eerie grasp of knowing what Klaus is going to say even through rain, shine, a gag, six grams of cocaine, the lack of speech, etc. “Klaus, they think you’re going to cause the apocalypse.” Five thinks everything is going to cause the apocalypse! Klaus protests. Maybe I’m trying to introduce light into his cold, dead heart. Via dog. Or: Klaus spontaneously turns into a dog, unbeknownst to anyone. Five adopts a new apocalypse. The end is nigh, but surely they can all take some time off to play with the dog, right?

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